The Simpsons

busket: overhumor: wow she has really long le— wait wow so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:10:01 -0400

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful

barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:09:36 -0400

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Smiling for School Photos

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:41:54 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:41:31 -0400

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

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Sun, 19 May 2013 06:35:40 -0400

shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:35:21 -0400

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across what the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:35:06 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across

what the fuck

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Sun, 19 May 2013 06:33:43 -0400

trust: phoal: carpethatnatibus: saintpattysblog: I can’t...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:33:28 -0400

trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once

aesthetic-dissonance: sagihairius: My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:33:15 -0400

aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

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Sun, 19 May 2013 06:32:58 -0400

gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:32:11 -0400

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

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Sun, 19 May 2013 06:31:12 -0400

take-a-break-and-laugh: has it ever occurred to you that people...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:28:33 -0400

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

thesulfurandthesea: Talking to your parents on the phone I AM...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:27:28 -0400

thesulfurandthesea:

Talking to your parents on the phone

I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD

THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:27:07 -0400

THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:26:22 -0400

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:25:59 -0400

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

kanyewesticle: mynationaltreasure: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-don...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:25:32 -0400

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:25:24 -0400